Stripes: how lots of times are we going to have to rehearse this?
Belt: until you get your back foot right, evidently. Also, your hand is too low.
Stripes: I can’t get it up past my hair.
Floral: That can’t possibly be your hair.
Stripes: I own it, so it’s mine.
Belt: Hurry up and let’s get this right. This scarf is gonna leave a welt.
[Director, from offstage: “One a lot more time, girls!”]
All three: I hate the chorus.
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